{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a girl between two posts?","punchline":"Annette.","id":207}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
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{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?","punchline":"Look, no hands!","id":169}
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One Deep Breath is Bradley Joseph's fifth album. It held a position on NAV's top 100 radio chart for over six months.
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Syzygium grande or sea apple is a tall tree that can reach 30 m. The trees can be found along the coastal line of Southeast Asia. Its leaves are large with dark green color. It is a tree and grows primarily in the wet tropical biome. It is usually grown in elevation range between 770- 2000 m.
"}{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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The Mexican angelshark is a species of angelshark. It occurs at depths of 70–180 m in the Gulf of Mexico and reaches a length of 88 cm (35 in).
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